The Perfect Son

by Andy

Person 1: I have the perfect son.

Person 2: Does he smoke?
Person 1: No, he doesn't.

Person 2: Does he drink whiskey?
Person 1: No, he doesn't.

Person 2: Does he ever come home late?
Person 1: No, he doesn't.

Person 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Person 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Date last modified: Sun 26th May 2013