A good waiter is 'all ears'

by Andy

A restaurant in London says that it can cook any food a customer asks for. A man decides to try this out.
He goes into the restaurant and sits at a table. The waiter comes over and says "Can I take your order, sir?"

"Yes", says the man" I would like elephant ears on toast, please"

The waiter looks a little surprised but he goes away to the kitchen. A few minutes later he comes back, looking quite sad. The man thinks "Ha,Ha. I will win here!"

The waiter says "I'm sorry, sir.." The man says "Yes?"

The waiter says "I'm sorry sir but we have run out of bread!"

Date last modified: Fri 10th May 2013